How many drinks can I buy with a tenner?
What am I looking at?
What am I sitting on?
What's that noise?
Like inquisitive children or perhaps confused old ladies, we will tirelessly and fearlessly question the drinking establishments in which we find ourselves: rating the ambience; gossiping about the bar staff and adding bonus points depending on whether the selection of bar snacks includes Scampi Fries.
Living in Bristol means the majority of our reviews will be on pubs and bars around town, but Nic's frequent visits to her Mancunian motherland, Dave's 'business trips' to London and our mutual connections to Sheffield mean there'll be plenty of pub holidays.
Perhaps you'll join us?